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Donated by: The 2 Mortgage Guys
It takes 1.21 jigaboobs of power and this bra can transport you into the future! We time-traveled 68 years into the future to secure a 2091 single barrel cask strength bourbon from Heaven’s Door. Then we went to 800 BC, tucked this bottle away in the climate-controlled Marengo Cave in southern Indiana, and then retrieved the bottle from the cave in the year 1985, and finally returned to 2023 to present this extremely rare bourbon at tonight’s auction. (We’re not sure how old this actually is now), but it pairs amazingly well with your very own light up whiskey glasses. These are super trendy in 2045, by the way. Just wait, your kids are going to love it. Make all of your financial dreams come true with your own copy of "Grays Sports Almanac"! (Extremely profitable when traveling between the years of 1950 and 2000.) Don’t forget to brush up on your time traveling knowledge with all three Back to the Future DVD movies! And while you’re at it, enjoy some buttered popcorn and a cold beverage from your special edition 2015 PEPSI PERFECT drinking bottle. As an official time-traveler club member, be sure to proudly display your OUTATIME vanity license plate! Last but not least, practice up on your hoverboard skills in case you run into your father’s high school bully during your time travels! Just remember, hoverboards don’t work on water… unless you’ve got power! Lights up with multiple colors and settings, gauges are functional, works best at 88 mph.
Approximate Value: $400
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